Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Dont mess with children!

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though it was a very large
mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
a human;it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".


True Faith said...


I love this girl :)

Shot said...

loool nice joke :D

Ra-1 said...

TF :p

Shot! long time no see :)

Hattorihanzo said...

Smart Girl.

Ra-1 said...

Feras ... yeah :)

Sarpanch said...

Fantastic. :)
Just the kind of jokes that make me laugh like hell.

Ra-1 said...